Welcome to The House with the Blue Door.

Anti ‘lifestyle’ lifestyle; Small-space gardener with big ambitions but low watering skills; Late-to-motherhood-mother of one slightly feral child; Keen cyclist on a shonky 12-year-old cycle; Seaside chalet owner. Aspiring-but-mostly-could-do-better-minimalist; Official resident of a ‘Crap Town’: Inky-fingered stationery obsessive; Living in a 1950s red-brick semi while looking wistfully at National Trust stately homes.